You know penguins can’t knit. That might read like a strange statement but I need some harsh reality. I got my eyebrows waxed yesterday. They lift up a teeny mirror for us to see. Personally I never look. I just mumble thanks & run. I have (actually used to have) thick eyebrows. I only glanced at myself this morning & was horrified. The woman waxed almost half of one of my eyebrows off. How the fk could I not have noticed. More to the point how come no one else did!!!! In about a month I may see the funny side but right now I look ridiculous. Okay not as bad as those over plucked woman but you get my point. Penguins can’t knit & the woman who waxed my eyebrows can’t do that either.