Sometimes I run out of cash. It happens rarely since I work next door to a bank. This week I ran out of cash. I pop to a cash machine at Asda. It spits out my card telling me ‘no service’. I move over to another machine & again ‘no service’. Okay, so what the fk does no service mean. I phone home & get someone to check my bank. O you have thousands was good to hear but I’d have preferred the woman standing listening hadn’t. I came home & I still have no cash but if I don’t have it I can’t give it out. Somehow I don’t think today’s going to go the way I planned.